Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Fri, 08 Jan 1999 08:56:24 -0500
At one time of my life, I was going to sell insurance.
Somehow, I am glad I didn't end doing it...
Q: What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
A: An insurance company.
LadyHawke
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"Insurance"
Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called
the insurance company.
Susan told the insurance company, "We had that barn
insured for fifty thousand and I want my money."
The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute, Susan.
Insurance doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain
the value of what was insured and provide you with a new
one of comparable worth."
There was a long pause before Susan replied, "Then I'd
like to cancel the policy on my husband."
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"Hard Sell"
An insurance salesman was trying to persuade a housewife
that she should take out life insurance.
"Suppose your husband were to die," he said, "What would
you get?"
The housewife thought for a while, and then said, "Oh, a
parrot, I think. Then the house wouldn't seem so quiet."
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