Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sun, 28 Feb 1999 03:26:56 -0500
"A Bible Lesson"
Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother
what he had learned in Sunday school.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how G-d sent
Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission
to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got
to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a
pontoon bridge, and all the people walked across
safely. Then he used his walkie - talkie to radio
headquarters for reinforcements. They sent
bombers to blow up the bridge, and all the
Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that *really* what your teacher
taught you?" his mother asked. "Well, no, Mom.
But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never
believe it!"
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"Ten Commandments"
My nephew, who has just started the first grade,
was asked to memorize the Ten Commandments.
Upon reciting the commandment, "Thou shalt not
commit adultery," he was asked what this
commandment meant.
With absolute seriousness he replied, "That
means that you shouldn't want to become an adult."
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Bonus Jokette: "New Hymn"
A child came home from Sunday school and
told his mother that he had learned a new song
about a cross-eyed bear name "Gladly."
It took his mother awhile before she realized
that the hymn was really "Gladly, The Cross
I'd Bear."
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