Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Wed, 24 Feb 1999 09:48:33 -0500
Q. Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet?
A. She thought it was diet coke!
LadyHawke
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"An Overweight Blonde"
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.
The doctor said she should run ten miles a day for thirty
days. This, he promised, would help her lose the 20
pounds she's been trying to get rid of.
The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty
days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost
the pesky 20 pounds.
She then phoned the doctor and thanked him for the
wonderful advice which produced such effective results.
At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one
last question:
"How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"
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"Strenuous Diet?"
Mr. Lee (a blond?) was terribly overweight, so his doctor
put him in a diet. The Doc said, "I want you to eat
regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this
procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll
have lost at least 5 pounds."
When Mr. Lee returned for the next visit, he shocked the
doctor by losing nearly 60 pounds!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow
my instructions?"
Mr. Lee nodded. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going
to drop dead that 3rd day."
"You mean from hunger?"
"No, from skipping."
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