Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Wed, 03 Feb 1999 08:53:19 -0500
Nurses... Nurses... Where would we be without them?
Or without nurses' 'tales'...... (pun intended)
LadyHawke
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"The Messy Nurse"
The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor
when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor
couldn't believe it:
The nurses hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled,
and to top off her overall dishevelment, one of her
breasts was hanging out of the open front of her
uniform!
"MISS JENNINGS! How can you account for parading
around the hospital not only looking like a derelict,
but with your breast exposed!"
"Oh," said the nurse, as she stuffed her breast into
her uniform, "It's those darn interns! They NEVER
put anything back when they're through using it!"
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"Yelling Doctor"
A new nurse listened while Dr. Blake was yelling,
"Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!"
The new nurse asked the Head nurse, "Why is he
doing that?"
The Head nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to think
that he calls the shots around here."
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"The Tale Of Nurse Jenny... "
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day
complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly
dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards."
said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a
patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She
gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly
died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this
week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24
hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!
The guy nearly exploded!"
Suddenly, they hear a blood-curdling scream from
down the hall, "Oh my gosh!" said the first doctor, "I
just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's
boil!"
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