Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Mon, 01 Feb 1999 10:34:17 -0500
No, I don't want to hear how accurate or
inaccurate this test is. Remember, it just a joke..
LadyHawke
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"Oreo Cookies Psycho-Personality Test"
Psychologists have discovered that the manner
in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great
insight into their personalities. Choose which
method best describes your favorite method of
eating Oreo's:
1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the
results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't
like Oreo.
Put your answers down NOW, then check below:
Your Personality:
1. The whole thing: This means you consume life
with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting,
carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are
totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with
their children.
2. One bite at a time.
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other
people who eat their Oreo's this very same way.
Just like them, you lack imagination, but
that's ok, not to worry, you're normal.
3. Slow and Methodical.
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly.
You're very meticulous in every detail with every
thing you do to the point of being anal retentive
and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane
if you're only going to go the speed limit
4. Feverous Nibbles.
Your boss likes you because you get your work
done quickly. You always have a million things
to do and never enough time to do them. Mental
break downs and suicides run in your family.
Valium and Ritalin would
do you good.
5. Dunked.
Every one likes you because you are always
up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant
experiences and rationalize bad situations into
good ones. You are in total denial about the
shambles you call a life. You have a propensity
towards narcotic addiction.
6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
You have a highly curious nature. You take
pleasure in breaking things apart to find out
how they work, though not always able to put
them back together, so you destroy all the
evidence of your activities. You deny your
involvement when things go wrong. You are
a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not
criminal, behavior.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the
cookie. You are good at business and take risk
that pay off. You take what you want and throw
the rest away. you are greedy, selfish,
mean, and lack feelings for others. You should
be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you
don't care, you got yours.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
You enjoy pain.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
Stay away from small furry animals and seek
professional medical help - immediately.
10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like
Oreo cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and
like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale
restaurants. You are particular and fussy about
the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have
to be just right. You like to be pampered. You
are a prima dona. There's just no pleasing you.
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"32 Reasons Why Cookie Dough Is Better Than Men"
1. It's enjoyable hard or soft.
2. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.
3. It doesn't mind if you take your anger out on it.
4. You always want to swallow.
5. It won't complain if you share it with friends.
6. It's "quick and convenient".
7. You can enjoy it more than once.
8. It comes already protectively wrapped.
9. You can make it as large as you want.
10. If you don't finish it you can save it for later.
11. It's easier to get the kind you want.
12. You can comparison shop.
13. It's easier to find in a grocery store.
14. You can put it away when you've had enough.
15. You know yours has never been eaten before.
16. It won't complain if you chew on it.
17. It comes chocolate flavored.
18. You always know when to get rid of it.
19. You can return it--satisfaction is guaranteed.
20. It's always ready to go.
21. You won't get arrested if you eat it in public.
22. You don't have to change the sheets if you
eat it in bed.
23. It won't wake you up because it's hard.
24. You don't have to find an excuse not to eat it.
25. You can tell your friends how much you've
eaten without sounding like you're bragging.
26. It won't take up room in your bed.
27. It's easy to pick up.
28. You never have unwanted cookie dough
chasing you around.
29. You know what the extra weight is from.
30. It won't get jealous if you pick up another one.
31. It never has an insecurity problem with its size.
32. It is very pliable.
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