Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Mon, 02 Aug 1999 08:56:48 -0400
"Pinup On A Fridge"
Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed
a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her
refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The
reminder worked like a charm as the
woman discovered that she had lost ten
pounds in the first month of using this
method.
The downside to this was that her husband
spent so much time going into the fridge to
look at the picture that he ended up
gaining fifteen pounds!
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"Picnic"
My wife chewed me out at the company
picnic a while back. "Doesn't it embarrass
you that people have seen you go up to the
buffet table five times???"
"Not a bit," I replied. "I just tell them I'm filling
up the plate for you!
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"Reading The Scale"
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom
scale, sucking in his stomach.
Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this
maneuver, I commented,
"I don't think that is going to help."
"Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can
see the numbers."
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