Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Mon, 26 Apr 1999 08:58:34 -0400
"On The Bus"
Two girls boarded a crowded bus and one of them
whispered to the other, "Watch me embarrass a man
into giving me his seat."
Pushing her way through the crowd, she turned all
her charms upon a gentleman who looked like he
might embarrass easily.
"My dear Mr. Wilson," she gushed, "fancy meeting
you on the bus. Am I glad to see you. Why, you're
almost a stranger. My, but I'm tired."
The sedate gentleman looked up at the girl. He had
never seen her before, but he rose and said pleasantly,
"Sit down, Mary, my girl. It isn't often I see you on washday.
No wonder you're tired. Being pregnant isn't easy. By the
way, don't deliver the wash until Thursday. My wife is
going to the District Attorney's office to see whether she
can get your husband out of jail."
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"Boarding A Bus With A Tight Skirt"
A woman is trying to board a bus but her skirt is too
tight, and she can't step up. With the bus driver
showing impatience she reaches back and unzips
the skirt a little to loosen it up. She tries to step up
but the skirt won't let her. Again, she reaches back,
lowers the skirt zipper another couple of inches and
tries to step up again. No dice. She reaches back
one more time, lowers the zipper but again she is
unable to step up.
At that moment, she feels two hands on her bottom
which hoist her up onto the top step of the bus entrance.
Flabbergasted, she turns around and says, "Sir, I do
not know you well enough for you to behave in such a
familiar manner!"
The man replies, "Lady, after you unzipped my fly three
times, I thought we were well acquainted. "
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