A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they
were very anxious to consummate the marriage because
they were both virgins. They had saved themselves for the
right partner and for marriage. Because of their sexual
inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the
subject so they came up with the term "doing the laundry"
to use in place of "making love" or "having sex." This made
them both more comfortable with the whole concept.
Well, the first night of their honeymoon was wonderful.
They both had many years of pent up sexual frustration to
expend so they "did the laundry" no less than 5 times that
first night, and finally fell asleep together completely
exhausted. In the middle of the night the new husband woke
up, and he was ready to do the laundry again. He gently
shook his new wife and asked her, "Can we do the laundry
again?" but she was very tired, and all of this new abrasive
activity had taken its toll on her body. She told him that she
just couldn't do it again just yet. Maybe in the morning.
A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty. Her
new husband had saved himself for her for many years.
What he had asked for wasn't unreasonable, and she
decided she should go ahead and "do the laundry" with him
again. She gently shook him and said, "Honey, I'm sorry I
denied you... We can do the laundry again if you want," and
he replied, "That's ok... It was a small load... I did it by hand."
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"More on Laundry..."
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard.
When it rains, however, the laundry always gets wet. All the
laundry, that is, except for Sophie's. The other two women
wonder why Sophie never has her laundry out on rainy days.
So one day, they are all out in the backyard putting their
clothes on the line when one of the women says to Sophie,
"Say, how come when it rains, your laundry is never out?"
"Well," says Sophie, "when I wake up in the morning, I look
over at Saul. If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know
it's going to be a great day, and I can hang out the wash. If his
penis is hanging over his left leg, I know it's going to rain, so
I don't hang out the wash."
"What if he has an erection?" asks one of the women.
"Honey," says Sophie, "On a day like that, you just don't do
the laundry!"