This fellow was sitting at the counter in a truck stop diner
eating lunch. He was rather small in stature, bespectacled,
wearing a suit with a bow-tie, and on the stool next to him
was his dog; an unusually small Mexican Chihuahua. He
was surrounded by big rough-looking, rough-talking truck
drivers, and he was catching a lot of ribbing about his dog.
He continued in silence eating his lunch and when finished
stood down from the counter, paid his bill, and he and his
dog walked out of the diner.
A few moments later the small man returns and timidly asks,
"Does anyone in here own a Doberman?"
The roughest of the truck drivers rises and walks over to the
little man and says,
"Yeah, the Doberman's mine. What about 'im?"
The little guy replies, "I'm afraid, my dog just killed your dog."
The truck driver, bristling, bellows,
"How could YOUR dog possibly have killed MY dog?"
The little man responds,
"Well, your dog choked on him."
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"Chihuahua In The Dog Show"
A young woman had entered her dog in the dog show
in the smooth-haired breed category. To give it an
advantage, she went to the chemist for some hair remover.
The chemist gave her the product requested and advised,
"Just remember to keep your arms up for at least five minutes"
"It's for my Chihuahua."
"Oh well, in that case," said the chemist, "Don't ride a bike
for twenty minutes."