And now, let's talk about other sorts of pigs....
LadyHawke
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"The Breakfast Pig"
This rather stupid (blonde?) guy goes to a party
without his wife. He hears another guy say to HIS wife,
"Pass the sugar, Honey" and "Pass the honey, Sugar."
He thinks this sort of speech is a neat idea. So, the
very next morning at breakfast, he says to his wife,
"Pass the bacon, Pig."
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A policeman spots a blonde driving and knitting at the
same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the
window, "Pull over!"
"No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"
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"Pig Farm"
Irv Cohen was tired of the rat race of New York City. He
decided to move to the peace and quiet of the country.
He bought a small farm and moved away from the big city.
Not knowing what to do with the farm, he talked to his
neighbors. They suggested going to the local auction
and buying some live stock. Irv did just that. In fact, he
got a good deal on a dozen pigs at the auction. When he
got them home he realized they were all females so he
talked to his neighbor to see if he could bring his girls
pigs over to meet with his boy pigs so this man could get
some babies. The neighbor agreed and so Irv, the new
farmer, loaded the girl pigs in his truck to visit the
neighbors boy pigs.
That night he went back to pick them up and he asked
his neighbor, "How will I know if they are going to have
little pigs?" The neighbor said that they would start acting
really different, roll in the dirt and nestle, and that he could
just tell.
So next morning our hero went and checked his pigs, and
they were just acting normal so he took them back to the
neighbor's farm again. Next morning same thing; no change
so he took them back again.
Next morning poor tired Irv was sitting at the table. Driving
the girl pigs back and forth was taking a toll on him. He really
was upset that the pigs weren't pregnant yet. Irv said to his
wife, "Honey, look out the window and see if the pigs are acting
any different." She looked out the window and said, "Well I
don't know how different you mean but 11 of them are in the
back of the truck and one is in the front honking the horn!!!!!"