What do ghosts put on their Ghost-Toasties?
Evaporated milk.
What do ghosts chew?
Boo-ble-gum.
Why can't witches have babies?
Because their husbands have hallow-weenies.
What did the ghost say to his girlfriend?
"You are Boo-tiful"
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He didn't have any"body" to dance with.
How do the little skeleton boy and girls get to school?
On the "skull"bus.
What game do little cannibals like to play at parties?
Swallow the leader.
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.
What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and deady.
What do you call a monster with no neck?
The Lost Neck Monster.
What's a monster's favorite bean?
A human bean.
How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
He turns into a bat every night.
How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.
Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test?
To see if she was his type.
What do you get when you cross Dracula with Sleeping Beauty?
Tired blood.
Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
In a blood bank.
Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get any sleep?
Because of his coffin.
Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
He has a bat temper.
What do ghosts and goblins drink on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid.
What's a ghost's favorite desert?
Boo-berry pie.
What do ghosts serve for desert?
I scream.
What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A boo-tie.
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Mas-scare-a.
What's a ghost's favorite ride at the amusement park?
The roller ghoster.
Where does a ghost mail his letters?
At the ghost office.
Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Day scare centers.
Why did the baby ghost go to the doctor before Halloween?
To get a BOOster shot.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license.
What do witches use to style their hair?
Scare spray.
What was the witches' favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Hit him in the funny bone.
Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Napoleon bone-apart.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
What's a mummy's favorite music?
Wrap music.
Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why do dragons sleep all day?
So they can fight knights.