LadyHawke
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"World Cup vs Fantasy Girl"
LONDON, May 4 (AFP) - British men would rather watch
the World Cup finals on television than have sex with the
woman of their dreams, according to a survey published
here Monday.
More than 95 percent of men aged 20-34 said not
even the
chance of going to bed with their fantasy woman would tear
them away from the screen after kick-off this summer.
Over-35s were more likely to be distracted, with
up to 40
percent of them admitting they could be lured away by a
dream woman.
However, it would appear they do not need to worry
about
being disturbed.
Eight of 10 women are quite resigned to the summer
being
dominated by football and are making plans to entertain
themselves, according to the survey by the Media Business
Group.
ne/mo98
{And why am I not surprised? - LadyHawke}
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>From Ovi's World of the Bizarre
No multi-million dollar contracts and no gold championship
rings in this Vietnamese soccer championship. The first-place
team will win a dairy cow, runners-up will receive a (non-dairy)
cow and the third place team will be blessed with a pig.
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While giving a physical, the doctor noticed that his patient's
shins were covered with dark, savage bruises.
"Tell me," said the doctor, "do you play hockey or soccer?"
"Neither," said the man, "My wife and I play bridge."