Amusing Arithmetics...

Unicorn (unicron@prodigy.net)
Tue, 19 May 1998 19:07:45 -0400

Why do men masturbate?
Because it's sex with someone they truly love.

LadyHawke
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Amusing Arithmetics...

THE FACTS

Kinsey Report - "Sexual Behavior In The Human Male"
98% of males (including married men) admitted to masturbating.
Average: 3 times per week.
(and... 85% admitted premarital sex; 50% admitted adultery)
(Kinsey, et al. 1948)

Current population - 132,090,689 Men in the United States

ASSUMPTIONS

1. It takes at least ten minutes (on average)
for a man to masturbate.

LET'S DO THE NUMBERS

132,090,689 men in the United States X 3 wack-offs/week
= 396,272,067 wack-offs/week

6 ten-minute-periods/hour X 24hours/day X 7days/week
= 1,008 ten-minute-periods/week

396,272,067 wack-offs/week / 1,008 ten-minute-periods/week
= 393,127 wack-offs/ten-minute-period

393,127 wack-offs/ten-minute-period X 98% (Kinsey Factor)
= 385,265 wack-offs/ten-minute-period

CONCLUSION

At any given moment (on average), 385,265 men in the United States
are wacking-off.

So,... be careful who you shake hands with!