Sweet Revenge

Unicorn (unicron@prodigy.net)
Fri, 26 Jun 1998 16:30:22 -0400

"Sweet Revenge"

This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the
wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the
microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many
from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families
for coming.

To thank everyone for coming and bring gifts and everything,
he said he wanted to give everyone a gift from him. So, taped
to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope. He
said that was his gift to everyone, and told them to open it.

Inside the manilla envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best
man having sex with the bride. (He must have gotten
suspicious of the two of them and hired a private dectective
to trail them.)

After he stood there and watched people's reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said 'F**k
You', he turned to the bride and said 'F**k You', and then said,
'I'm out of here.'

He got the marriage annulled the next day.

While most of us would have broken it off immediately after we
found out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway.
His revenge: making the bride's parents pay for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, letting everyone know exactly what did
happen, and trashing the bride's and best man's reputations
in front of friends, family, grandparents, etc.