There is a woman sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar. The
guys were all showing off their tattoos and uttering sexist
remarks as to how women can not take enough pain to get
a tattoo.
After listening to the guys gloat for a little bit longer, the
woman states, "Well, I have a tattoo, too!"
The men all look suprised.
The woman continues, "I have a tattoo of a cute little gray
mouse in a rather private place. Do you want to see my tattoo?"
The guys are getting excited as the crowd starts gathering
around the woman.
Without much ado, the woman stands up, undoes her pants
and drops them. She then looks down, looks kind of
confused, and gives the men a wimpish smile.
One of the men asks, "What is wrong, sweet lady?"
The woman, with a big smile on her face, answers,
"Oh, nothing, I can't show you my little mouse tattoo after all.
My pussy must have eaten it."