LadyHawke
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"Tire Iron"
A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while
St. Pete is leafin' through this Big Book to see if the guy is
worthy of entering. Saint Peter goes through the books
several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy,
"You know, I can't see that you did anything really good
in your life but, you never did anything bad either. Tell
you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed
that you did in your life, you're in."
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Yeah, there was
this one time when I was drivin' down the highway and
I saw a giant group of KKK Biker Gang Rapists assaulting
this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going
on, and sure enough, there they were, about 50 of 'em,
torturing this chick. Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed
a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked straight up to the
leader of the gang, a huge guy with a studded leather jacket
and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up
to the leader, the KKK Biker Gang Rapists formed a circle
around me.
So, I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him
over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and
yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone,
you slime! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go
home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'"
St. Peter, impressed, says, "Really? When did this happen?"
"Er... about two minutes ago."