A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted
all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the
doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse.
"Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday," she says.
The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday.
"I can't," says the woman. "That's the only night I'm home
with my husband."
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"A Raffle At Work?"
One day a women arrives home from work and her husband
notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife,
"Where did you get that necklace?" She replies, "I won it in
a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start supper."
The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a
diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did you get the
bracelet?" She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my
bath ready while I start supper."
The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work
wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a
raffle at work?" She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess?
Go get my bath ready while I start supper."
Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices
there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her
husband, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub!"
He replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet!"