A guy (blonde?) gets home early from work and hears strange
noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find
his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's going on here?" he asks.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
The husband rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just
as he's dialing, his 4-year old son comes up and says,
"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe closet,
and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the
bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe
door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering
on the wardrobe floor.
"You BASTARD!!!" says the husband, "My wife's having a heart
attack, and you're running around naked and scaring the kids!"