Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sat, 26 Dec 1998 05:53:51 -0500
"Holiday Greetings"
An ecumenical greeting from Jerusalem from the
three great religions was issued today representing
Christians, Jews and Moslems:
Ho, Ho, Ho!!!
Oy, Oy, Oy!!!
Death to the American Satans!!!
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"Christmas Signs Seen Everywhere"
TOY STORE: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here."
Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."
Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club."
At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale.
Come in and mangle with the crowd."
A Texas jeweller store: "Diamond tiaras -- $70,000.
Three for $200,000.
A reducing salon: "24 Shaping Days until Christmas."
In a stationery store: "For the man who has everything...
a calendar to remind him when payments are due."
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"Holiday Trivia"
The average American takes six months to pay off
holiday credit-card bills.
Pogonophobia: the fear of beards.
There are currently 78 people named S. Claus living
in the U.S.
Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton
sleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph.
Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour.
With real beard: $20.
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