Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sun, 13 Dec 1998 06:07:31 -0500
"Santa's Dilemma"
A beautiful innocent (?!? - ^v^) young girl wants to meet
Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on
Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney,
and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when
the girl, who happens to be a gorgeous redhead, says in
a sexy voice, "Oh Santa, please stay. Keep the chill away."
Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go,
Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."
The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and
says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, don't run a mile;
just stay for a while..."
Santa begins to sweat but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go,
Gotta go. Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."
The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay."
Santa wipes his brow but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go,
Gotta go, gotta get the presents to the children, you know."
She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay...."
Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow, says,
"HEY HEY HEY, Gotta stay, Gotta stay,
Can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way!!!"
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"Winter Qs & As"
Q: What is THE main reason Santa is so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does,
it's down the chimney.
Q: Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at
Christmas time?
A: Because they were originally made for children but it's the
fathers who want to play with them.
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
A: You do all the work, and the fat guy with the suit gets all the
credit.
Q: How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
A: They both have ornamental balls.
Q: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer
"Olive?" Olive?
A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and
call him names..."
Q: What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male
reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
A: They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snow ladies ?
A: Snowballs.
Q: Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
A: Because the snow blower was coming down the block.
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's too far to walk.
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