Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Thu, 03 Dec 1998 09:57:10 -0500
The question is... Where does one find 100 women for such a stunt?
LadyHawke
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"100 women"
A guy and his manager go down to the docks. The manager is betting
every docker he sees that his guy can make love to 100 women in a row,
without pausing, and satisfy them all. Bets are made, and they agree
that they'll meet the next day.
The next day, 100 women are lined up along the dock . The guy drops
his pants and starts. True to his word, he moves from one to the next,
satisfying each one without pausing: 1.. 2.. 3.. on and on he goes:
49.. 50.. 51.. He slows down somewhat: 83.... 84.... 85.... but he is
still moving from one to the next, and the women are still satisfied:
97............ 98............. 99................ and before he can get
to the last woman, he has a heart attack and dies.
The manager scratches his head in puzzlement and says,
"I don't understand it! It went perfectly well at practice this
morning!"
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"Hello darling," breathed the obscene phone caller. "If you can
guess what's in my hand, I'll give you a piece of the action."
"Listen Honey," drawled the lady, "If y'all can hold it in one hand,
I ain't interested."
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"Who Enjoys Sex More?"
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an
argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women.
Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered.
"Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your
finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which
feels better: your ear or your finger?"
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