Hi...
I know I haven't known you for a very long time, and
I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon. But I need
it very badly. I haven't had it for a very long time. I can
already feel it going in good and hard and coming out
nice and soft. If you would do this for me, no one else
would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs,
and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate,
and I need your help. You must think I have a lot of nerve.
But I can practically feel my tongue wrapping around it
and sucking out all the juice until it is very dry. It has
been on my mind all day, and I am not going to beat
around the bush anymore.
May I have a piece of gum?
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"An Oral Experience" (A LadyHawke's favorite...)
I'll never forget the first time I took it in my mouth.....
I fiercely tore open its prison walls. I was surprised
when it slid out into my hand, but I quickly adapted to
the feel of it in my hand. I held it gently, careful that it
didn't melt under my touch before I could really enjoy
it. I held it to my nose and inhaled deeply, permanently
storing its unique scent in my memory. I gently ran my
tongue across the ever-so-subtle ridge before taking
it deeply into my mouth. I took it in my mouth as far as
it would go, it took all of my strength to resist the urge to
swallow it whole. My tongue worked on its sweet shell
until I could finally start to taste its slightly salty filling.
The quickness took me by surprise, and I moaned in
approval, even though I hoped it would have lasted
longer. I held the last few morsels on my tongue,
savoring the taste before swallowing it all. I smiled,
already looking forward to the next time...
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Thank Heaven, Reese's peanut butter cups are sold
in packages of two.
And what were *you* thinking, eh? - LadyHawke (hehehe)
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Any of my 231 Kiwis care to verify this fact for me? - LadyHawke
"An Aphrodisiac?"
Emu eggs shells are a powerful aphrodisiac, says Australian
artist Ivan Durrant. Durrant carves the huge eggs of the six-foot,
flightless, fast-running bird, and made his discovery by accident.
"There was a lot of egg dust flying around and I happened to lick
my fingers. . . and, well, I was unstoppable," he claims, noting
his friends have found similar results when they tried the magic
dust. "About a quarter of a teaspoon of powdered emu egg shell
is enough to get you randy for at least two days," he said. (AFP)