A veterinarian surgeon had a bad day, but when he got home
from tending to all the sick animals, his wife was waiting
with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner. After
dinner, they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.
At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang. "Is this the vet?"
asked an elderly lady's voice.
"Yes, it is," replied the vet, "Is this an emergency?"
"Well, sort of", said the elderly lady, "There's a whole bunch
of cats on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating,
and I can't get to sleep. What can I do about it?"
There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet, who then
patiently replied, "Open the window and tell them they're
wanted on the phone."
"Really?" said the elderly lady, "Will that stop them?"
"Well, it should," said the vet, "It stopped ME!"
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"Cats Are Like ?"
1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave their hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.
Conclusion: Cats are like little, tiny women in cheap fur coats.