A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long
before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says "About 2 hours."
The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and
asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says,
"About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and
asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says "About an hour
and a half."
The guy leaves again.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says,
"Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."
In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing
hysterically.
The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill attempts to stop laughing, looks up and says,
"Er... To your house."
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"Getting a Shave"
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's
chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The
barber began to lather his face while a woman with the
biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever
seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and
spend some time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married, and my husband wouldn't like that."
The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime, and I'll
pay you the difference."
She said, "Why don't you tell him yourself? He is the one
shaving you."