Bill Clinton was campaigning at a old age retirement home.
He approached a woman, shook her hand and inquired,
"Do you know who I am?"
"No," replied the old woman, "But if you go to the front desk,
they'll tell you!"
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"The Memory Test"
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor
says to the first man, "What is three times three?"
"274" was his reply.
The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three
times three?"
"Tuesday", replies the second man.
The doctor shakes his head and says to the third man, "Okay,
it's your turn. What's three times three"?
"Nine", says the third man.
"That's great!" says the doctor.
"How did you get that"?
"Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
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"A Man's Desease"
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things
around the house that he used to do. When the examination
was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain
English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can
tell my wife."